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Welcome to the Melbourne Arts Students Society (M-ASS) website! Jam-packed with everything you need to know about all our upcoming educational and social events as well as details from past extravaganzas. From the social highlight of the year, the Arts Ball, to our Essay Competition, M-ASS is truly expanding as a society and we look forward to taking you with us! Have a click around and we hope to see you at our next event!



WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?
M-ASSive After Exams Party!!!
M-ASS is proud to present the first ever MASSive After Exams Party...
Thursday 25th 8pm - 3am
The European Bier Cafe
120 Exhibition Street

Head on down to the European Bier Cafe and come celebrate the end of your exams with those crazy M-ASS kids, who you should be aware by now, know how to Party!

If a night of rowdy Arts Kids isn't enough to entice you, those crazy M-ASS committee peoples have also whipped up these drink specials!

$3.50 pots of Stella
$4 Wine and Sparkling
$5 Basics

ALL NIGHT LONG... that's what she said.

Tickets are $8 early birds, $10 at the door
Early bird tickets will be on sale from the M-ASS office (G12 Old Law Quad) between 11-4.30pm 22nd-25th June.

Remember to get your tickets early folks - you sure as hell don't want to miss out on this last Shindig for Semester 1!

For more information, hassell one of your friendly neighbourhood Committee members or join the Facebook event:

The 2009 M-ASS Annual Essay Competition is now open, and accepting entries. For more details please head over to the Essay Competition page or click here


Entries are open until 11:55pm on FRIDAY 26 JUNE 2009.


The Awards Night for the Essay Competition will be held on Wednesday the 5th of August.





PREVIOUSLY ON M-ASS

 
M-ASS vs SSS RIVALRY!

The annual M-ASS/SSS Rivalry happened once again in April of 2009, and boy was it awesome! With three events spanning Theatresports, Dodgeball and Ye Olde Drinking Games, the event was an enormous success for all involved. (and a darn good bout of fun too!)

Congratulations to SSS who emerged as the victors (Noooooooooo!)nd thankyou to everyone who participated or helped out at eac of the three events.

A brief summary of each competition:

THEATRESPORTS: SSS won. Mainly due to the fact every M-ASS gag ended in "Ya Mum" and with no pants on.

DODGEBALL: SSS won, thanks to their Superhuman Formula stolen from Steve Rogers. Special mention to Meltem and her elite ball blocking skills (her face)

DRINKING OLYMPIAD: M-ASS totally owned after SSS failed to provide a team to compete with (they were on a pub crawl). Note: Three Legged Races hurt....

See you next year SSS (Mwuahahahah!)



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M-ASS HELPS OUT WITH A REAL ASS (and a DUCK!)

Over the summer holidays, M-ASS decided to do something for those who are not lucky enough to be our fellow students here in Melbourne. With a little help from Oxfam, the committee members gifted a Donkey and a Duck (with a cape!) to families in Africa and Indonesia.

   

Donkeys can carry large loads over long distances and are useful for collecting water and firewood. And for people getting back on their feet, a donkey can carry supplies to and from market, plus there's the bonus of free fertiliser!

 In Indonesia ducks provide families with eggs while also serving as an environmentally-friendly form of pest control! They can be released in rice fields after harvest to scavenge for insects and snails, avoiding the high cost of feed.




PROSH VICTORY - M-ASSpoon is too big BREAKS A 12 YEAR ENG/SCIENCE WINNING STREAK!


Congratulations to the 2008 Arts Prosh Team (fondly named M-ASSpoon is too big!) for their magical 810 point win! For those of you unfamiliar with Prosh, a close win is usually considered to be several thousand points, so every incredible prosh-ite who helped out is well deserving of their victory! Well done guys!
 

AROUND THE CORNER:

O-Week:
25.02 Dean's Welcome & M-ASS BBQ 12pm
26.02 Arts Camp tix on sale 9am & O-week Party

- 26th/27th M-ASS memberships on sale (South Lawn & Concrete Lawns)


Semester One:
04.03 Welcome Back BBQ
06.03 Arts Camp SOLD OUT!
18.03 Week 3 Party @ The Apartment SOLD OUT!
08.04 River Cruise SOLD OUT!
23.04 SSS Rivalry Theatre Sports
29.04 SSS Rivalry Dodgeball
30.04 Annual General Meeting
07.05 SSS Rivalry Festivale
14.05 Trivia Night
25.05 Essay Competition Opens
25.06 M-ASSive After Exams
26.06 Essay Competition Closes


   M-ASS is on
 
   




Are you going to enter the M-ASS 2009 Essay Competition?

Sure!
Maybe. If I sober up and find my pants.
Only if I get a committee member as a prize.
Can anyone sharpen my pencil?
No. I'm too busy playing Fallout 3.
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