Kat made a name for herself when she became the first female to reassemble a fully functional scale model of the London Underground whilst blindfolded. By using her “Commander Keen” sense of style and an almost religious like devotion to the Melbourne nightlife, Kat is taking up the hot seat for another year as one of the Events Coordinators. 

Kat lists her favourite things as: turtles, fossils, biblical scriptures and Doom 3.  Kat is always willing to help around Uni, but don’t touch her ass, its HOT!

After having a blast on Arts Camp, and numerous M-ASS BBQs, Milly decided to try her luck and join the Committee. She enjoys long walks along the beach, falling off her chair during lectures (seriously, this happened) and taking powernaps on the dancefloor. She is likened to being a ferret and has a ridiculous watch tan line.

She may or may not have a crush on a politics lecturer.

'Bhakthi' is shortened for something else. Scary, right? She is a small brown girl who is in rehab for her bubble wrap addiction. She enjoys beverages, dancing and crushing the patriarchy. She also finds time to edit/publish things that are useful to Arts students. She may or may not have a fetish for citation.

It's been disputed.

We found Phoebe on Arts Camp '07, and she’s like no other first year student we’ve met. She is currently in a same sex relationship with a girl named Stacy (from the world of Mattel) who is hot to trot, she enjoys South Lawn a little too much (perhaps in an almost sexual way) and she also confesses her love for goon on any given day at any given time. Phoebe is your go-to-girl for you first year kids because she’d totally be able to relate to any concerns you may have.

So don’t be scared, say hello, and she might even offer you a little something in return.

Hughie is the 3rd/4th representative, which means if you are in 3rd year or beyond in your degree, he is your spokesman on the Committee. After a year off training in the Himalayas under the tutelage of a Shao-Lin Master, Hughie is back for his 4th year on the M-ASS Committee in 2007. He holds the illustrious record of attending 4 Arts Balls, 5 Arts Camps and countless Arts BBQs, but is yet to attend a full semester of Arts Lectures.

He also gets lost in the Old Arts Building. Please help him out if he looks lost.

Jono is an interesting specimen. Unlike Kenny, he was always destined to be an Arts student and this year, he’s working as Careers Officer for the Committee because he strongly believes that Arts degrees aren’t just used for toilet paper! Jono is also a self confessed breast man (very questionable) and likes to hang out in seedy bars called Barry’s on Thursdays.

Contact Jono if you need help choosing subjects or anything relating to your degree.